The Big DumpTruck

Okay, now that we're over the lady with the toilet seat embedded in her behind, we get this lovely headline:

"Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead"

I'd rather have my ass absorb my toilet seat.

Labels: holy_crap, News

If I can say "Well, at least my ass didn't grow around my toilet seat" I'm having a good day.

Labels: fun, holy_crap, News, odd

The ants arrived in the mail yesterday. Mr. Dump received them, and the first thing he saw when he opened the package was the following warning:
CAUTION! DO NOT TOUCH THESE ANTS
The harvester ant can inflict a painful sting that normally causes local swelling and itching. If you are stung apply ice to the area until the pain subsides. If symptoms persist see your physician. Persons who are allergic to stinging insects should be especially careful as they may need emergency medical attention in the event of an allergic reaction.

Oh my God. Killer ants are in my house. Did you ever see the movie Phase IV? That's what I'm picturing. Mr. Dump IS allergic to bee stings, so I'm pretty sure he was ever so happy to have received this package today. My fear is that knowing how clumsy Junior is, this container is going to hit the floor, smash open, and the ants will fly onto our faces. Or something like that. I can tell you, if something did happen (the lid seems REALLY secure) I wouldn't be trying to wrangle them back into the container. Can you say "Look out! It's a shoe!" little ant people?

When I have more time, I'll have to see if I can get a close up of one of them for you. They look pretty fierce. They were completely creeping me out last night because They hadn't started tunneling yet, so they were freaking out trying to climb the sides and there's something unsettling with a bunch of ants walking around on top of something as opposed to ants making tunnels and stuff. That is definitely less creepy to me.

Labels: ants, flickr, holy_crap, photos

Labels: fun, holy_crap, video

No, I didn't get the same parking space today. That was yesterday's Christmas Miracle. Today's is the discovery of a website with links to some of the most obscure, fantastic and totally downloadable Christmas music EVER. You doubt me? Well, they have the Snap-On Male Chorus's Christmas Album "Carols of Christmas". Dude. DUDE. Do you already have a copy of Charo doing "Donde Esta Santa Claus? No? Then shut up!

http://easydreamer.blogspot.com/2006/11/christmas-audio-2006.html

Lists them by title, click the link to go to the site where you can download them. Don't forget to come back to thank me while you're listening to "Les Djinnes Singers - 60 French Girls with the Christmas Bell Ringers-Joyeaux Noel."

Wow, I have some downloading to do. Foo, this post is dedicated to you.

Labels: Christmas_music, holy_crap