The Big DumpTruck

Hey kids! It's your old pal Apple Johnnyseed reminding you to swing by the Old AV for all your old audio-visual needs! Betamax? Reel-to-reel? We got that, and more! This week only a sale on 8-Track players and accessories! The first 5 customers will get the new Beatles 8-Track, Magical Mystery Tour, for a buck!

Labels: advertizing, funny

Just got a note from Amazon that I didn't make enough money from referrals to get a payment this month. I've gotten the same message for the past several months. The big problem with that is that the minimum threshold to get a payment is only ten dollars. Ten bucks! Wow, it appears nobody is using the old DumpTruck to drive to the Amazon mall. And nothing from the other clickable ads that are over there on the right that I'm not allowed to talk about for fear the company in question will send me to Six Flags to have my feet cut off. And I beg you, do NOT go over there and start clicking because the sudden upswing in traffic will probably set off some kind of alarm that I picture being akin to the ones in the cooling towers of a nuclear power plant. Don't harsh my mojo by clicking or they will kick my butt out of the program. But say, in a week or two, if something comes up that looks interesting (and by interesting, I mean something that you really and truly are interested in learning more about or purchasing) by all means. That's what it's there for. I will throw in a few key words to make it interesting. Gumballs. Sandals. Beach weather. Inflatables. Home brewed Beer. (Wow, that would make for a heck of a party, eh?)

So maybe I should come up with some other methods of making money by doing nothing. Possible options include

• Wearing only clothing that has the logo of your company on it.
• Using self-tanner but blocking out the name of your company on one leg, your URL on the other. Subtle, yet sophisticated.
• Using your company's website as a template for the BDT so people will be confused and think they are on your site. I haven't worked out all the kinks on this one so maybe you should just pay me to self tan.

Other ideas?

Labels: advertizing, Amazon, money