The Big DumpTruck

Throwing Little Thought Pebbles at Your Windshield Since 1996

Month: September, 2011

If I Start Having GMail Issues On My iPhone

I’m writing this as a note to myself. If I ever have that issue where my iphone says my password is bad on my gmail account, I should try going to this link where I can do a captcha thingy or something something.  Stupid. https://www.google.com/accounts/UnlockCaptcha? It doesn’t appear to have fixed the issue where the […]

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Things We Said at KFC

My kid and I stopped by KFC in town. They normally suck at a molecular level when you go inside, so we tried the drive-through. Here are some things actually said in the car during our adventure. How does “grilled” anything serve as a valid substitute for extra crispy?” How many legs and thighs do […]

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Peeing Like a REAL MAN

I love the people on my project team. I cannot express in words how much I love them all. Friday, 4 of us were stuck in a tiny conference room, and topics ranged from giant horrible spiders, how to properly poach an egg, farting, and whether ladies rooms are dirtier than men’s rooms. These are […]

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All Ellen, All the Time

Lifetime, Discovery Channel and for some reason, the TV Guide Channel, are in a rabid bidding war over who will get the rights to Ellen Sojka show.

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The Never-Ending Battle Against Evil

I CAN’T HAVE THIS HAPPEN OVER AND OVER AGAIN LIKE SOME FREAKISH RAGU-BRANDED NIGHTMARE!

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BDT Report: Timekeeper Praised for Her Clock Skills

Ellen Sojka named official timekeeper for Littleton Tigers 7th Grade Football team

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