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Re-Writing Emergency TV Show Dialog

“Do not call it “the abandoned oil refinery” if it’s full of people and things are turned on!”
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“Sir, I told you to “take it easy” and you were clearly not taking it easy”.
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“I yelled ‘is anybody up here’ twice and you didn’t answer so it’s not my fault we never found you.”
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“Sir, we can’t move this tank of your leg, so you live here now.”
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“There are enough people in the exploding abandoned refinery that pretty soon we might need to call it the haunted refinery.”

- Me giving John Gage new dialog while watching 70's TV Show "Emergency" after half an old-fashioned

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