I’m typing this on my bed. Downstairs, gerbil Suzy is on her wheel, and the wheel is squeaking. But I don’t want to go downstairs to take the wheel out becausea) I don’t want to get out of bedb) I don’t want to go downstairsc) I don’t want to have to wash my hands after […]

I tried my son’s shampoo today. It’s kid’s shampoo – watermelon “flavored”. I thought it might be a good idea because, well, it was 6 o’clock in the morning and that’s the kind of decision I make without coffee. It was sweet smelling. Not so much like watermelon as just sugary watermelon syrup smell. I […]

I found an email address at the Huffington Post where you can request permission to reprint or use some of their material. I found that really funny, so that’s the email address I wrote to, because I figure THAT recipient would understand the importance of asking permission. All I said is that I wanted someone […]