The Big DumpTruck

From Dump Friend Pia, via email:

"Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply. If you give her sperm,
she'll give you a baby.If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you
give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.If you give her a smile, she'll give
you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So - if you
give her any crap, you will receive a ton of shit." Author
unknown

I will admit, no matter how many groceries you give me, there is a damned good chance you won't get a meal. But I can give you a written guarantee on the ton of shit.

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Did Tina Cervasio just say a moment was captured by "hundreds of flashing photographers"?

Anyone else picturing a lot of guys in trenchcoats?

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