The Big DumpTruck

Throwing Little Thought Pebbles at Your Windshield Since 1996

Maybe I’ll Live Elsewhere

I was thinking it might be nice to have a house on a mountaintop, but then I would have to hire a guy to run the lift to get to my fancy palace.

Attitash Summit Skyride

Which wouldn’t be too bad except during the winter we’d have all these pesky people hanging around trying to ski down my front lawn.

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  1. bondar

     /  August 21, 2012

    That’s okay – just rent out supersoakers and paintball guns and let the fun begin!