Someone just pointed out the autosummarize feature in Word, so I ran it on my novel. Here is the output, reduced to less than 200 words. I can’t guarantee that it makes any sense, it’s just damned funny to see what Word thinks is important.
Remember? What if he doesn't respond? What if the water heater goes?
"Dad, if I buy a house, I'll buy a house. Right Toby?"
Angie. If I can find the list. "One more time, Angie. Angie's eyes widened.
"JIMMY! JIMMY LEE! What if she hates me? I also call Angie.
"Angie."
"Angie." "Jimmy Lee? "Jimmy LEE!!!!!" James. - Jimmy
If Angie "Mrs. Jimmy Lee" can remember, why the hell can't I? I wonder if he needs a roommate.
"Angie will kill me if I kiss you."
Friend? If I didn't work nights, I would. Right? Right? "Oh, right, right.
Wow, that sounds, uh, ya. Thanks Word.
