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Trip Report Part .5

See, I’m not starting with Part 1. That’s just to throw you all off. I’m clever, see?

I have about 2 seconds to write this before doing more catch-up work, so I’ll give you random goodies to make you wonder what the hell was going on in Florida.

1. Ate like a king. I will give a breakdown of the restaurants I recommend in a future post (I’ll probably put up a Disney page with a few pix when I get around to writing it) but I’ll just say that the males in the group really appreciated the fact that our lunch in Morocco included a belly dancer. And when she invited the kids up to dance with her, she included my brother-in-law.

2a. Even though I fell off and had to have an xray of my hand (nothing broken) taking the Segway class was really really really cool.

2b. Going to a clinic to get a hand xray is not a cool way to spend an afternoon, especially when the waiting room is full of people who you don’t want to sit near. And they are showing a gawd-awful movie on endless loop. Anyone else hear of “A Kid in Aladdin’s Palace“? No? I didn’t think so.

3. Went of Expedition Everest twice. Went on Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster once. Thought the latter was the coolest thing I have ever been on, ever. Zero to 60 in 2 seconds? Holy crap. The former is also cool, but it’s not something I *have to* do again.

4. Finally went to one of the water parks. Brother-in-law and step-son did the water slide where you drop feet first at approx. 60 miles per hour. Didn’t get a clear answer on how much of their bathing suits they had to remove from their asses. I stuck with the tamer stuff.

5. Ready for next vacation already.

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Getting Ready To Go

Vacation is over and I’m totally bummed. We’re in the car heading to the airport. I can’t think of a way to extend things any longer so I guess I’ll just pout a little.

I refuse to even look at the weather reports for Leominster. I don’t wanna know.

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Where Be She?

I’m out right now, but if you leave your name and number at the tone, I’ll get back to you.

Can you believe how hot it is? I had to break out the spf 50 today!

Did I forget to mention I’m in Florida?

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