Author: The Jody

I know you’re expecting me to say the Red Sox, but I’m done talking about them until they win another game.

No, I’m talking about the yellow jacket (bee, wasp, whatever) that is kind of jammed in the latch of the slider door. As in “Was just minding it’s own business when someone locked it, and caught it there.” Except it doesn’t look like it’s caught, it looks like it’s trying to figure out how to unlatch the door so it can get out. But it’s only about 40 degrees out there, so maybe the wasp is actually the one that locked the door. You never know. I’ve seen crazier stuff than that in the movies.

So if it’s still there tomorrow (what, you think I’m going NEAR it? Are you crazy?) I’ll spray it with Windex(tm) for good measure, cause that’s all I’ve got that I’m willing to spray IN the house, and then somehow remove the little dead wasp carcass. And on THAT note…I’m going to bed.

Somehow, this site has made it to the top, baby. If you Google “Jody” (and I know you Google me, you naughty readers) I’m the 4th Jody listed. Not bad for a crappy little “Mundane” website like mine. I feel like I need to make this place worthy of my top 4 finish. More flair. More Pizzazz. More answers to questions like “Is Abe Vigoda Dead?” (No.) and “Are Bart Simpson and Rufus the Mole Rat voiced by the same person?” (Yes.)

So remember, come to the Big DumpTruck for all your Jody needs!

I’m thinking that MLB needs to review how they set up playoff games. If an east coast team plays on the west coast, howzabout they get an earlier start for the first one and more than 15 hours between when one game (should) end and the next one begins. I know they play like this during the regular season, but this isn’t the regular season. And I don’t care if it’s us or another team, I don’t like if one team is given an unfair advantage over another this way. Bankies get a day and a half between playoff games, we get 14 hours. 14 hours in which to get back to the hotel, calm down enough to sleep, sleep, then get back to the stadium and get mentally and physically ready for the game. Fantastic.

Good luck, guys. All of Boston and New England will be watching you today. Make us proud.

A Big DumpTruck Salut to Dump regular Sharon, who was keeping an eye out for non-family friendly content. The crap has been removed (much like dog owners clean up after puppies, if you must know) and we can all carry on now.