If I can say “Well, at least my ass didn’t grow around my toilet seat” I’m having a good day.
Tag: odd
We Make a Safety Video
Okay, so those of you who have subscribed to the podcast via iTunes will get this one automatically, but for those of you who haven’t (ahem) I will share an .mov version of the movie for you to watch right here.
Now keep in mind that no cows were harmed in the making of this film. Junior was, because his feet went south on him while he was minding his own business standing on ice in the driveway.
Behold, the Cow Racing Safety Video
(I have no idea why this might appear twice in your browser. It is all controlled by Blogger, so blame them.)
Secret Quiz of the Day
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If you guessed “Mr. Dump playing Guitar Hero with the television muted” you’d be right!
My God, that is just a horrifying treat for the whole family if only one person is playing and the others are surfing the web on their laptops while they sit in the recliner, pondering the meaning of life and re-doing the household budget so that there is a small amount of cash available so that you can eat dinner at Chilis because you have a fierce addiction to their chips and salsa. (Yes, I am reduced to wanting to spend money on chips and salsa. I think that’s better than trying to figure out how to get $400 to buy a replacement video camera, anyway.)
Anyhoo, thank you for playing. And someone promise me that a version of Guitar Hero for Wii will come out with something other than “Legends of Rock” or whatever this is. I hate 80% of the songs on here, and if I have to listen to Miss Murder one more time I’m going to scream. I have an idea. They should come out with a classical guitar version of G.H. You could play like Andres Segovia or something.
What Happens Under the Table Stays Under the Table
Had an interesting few moments at UNO last night for Junior’s birthday dinner. We were sitting in the bar area because Junior and I like to play the trivia game and Mr. Dump wanted to watch the San Diego football game.
For some reason, Step-Junior noticed something under the table that Mr. Dump confirmed was [ewwwww] thong underwear.
There was a thong on the floor under our table.
SO many thoughts on this, I almost had a complete mental shutdown. But in summary, I will stay on the innocent side: how spicy do the buffalo wings have to be that you find yourself removing your underwear to cool off?
And no, we didn’t tell anyone. I wanted the staff to assume they were mine.
I Do Not Make this Up
I will share the question of the day, as posed by Junior when I was talking about the little girl who was born with 4 extra limbs being able to go home.
“What if Britney Spears had a baby she named Spears Spears and it had two faces.”
Well, that is is good question, isn’t it? I’m not sure why we’re discussing Britney, specifically. I’d be interested in discussing anyone who has a baby and gives it a double name and oh, by the way, the baby has two faces.
So there you go. There’s your question of the day.
Here’s my question of the day: Shaws was out of peppermint extract, which is needed for this ultra simple dessert I was going to make. I don’t want to go to a different grocery store the Saturday before a nor’easter because I am not stupid. I went to Shaws before 9am for a reason. What other store do you think might carry peppermint extract?