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Interview with Still Life Posts

Mount St. Helens

Mount St. Helens Joan: It’s just so great that you are able to join us today. I feel honored, since you’ve been so busy lately. Mount St. Helens: Oh, you don’t know the half of it. June: Well, all eyes are on you these days. Care to give us some insider scoop? MSH: Funny how […]


Apple Pie

Apple Pie Joan: It’s a happy day here at the Daily Probe! We just love apple pie! Apple Pie: Well golly! Thanks boatloads! Joan: Whenever someone says to me, “What kind of pie?” I always tell ’em “Give me some American Pie!” AP: Not to be confused with the Don McLean song, eh? Joan: Pardon? […]


Lawn Gnome

J: So, Lawn Gnome, are you ready for fall? Lawn Gnome: As ready as I ever am. It’s not always a fun time of year, but at least it’s better than winter. J: You’re not a fan? LG: Well, you stand outside buried in snow for three months and tell me how fun it is. […]


A Campus Queen Lunch Box

DP: It’s back to school time again, and the Daily Probe is delighted to be able to talk with a Campus Queen lunch box! I’m so excited, I’m practically hyperventilating! CQL: Oh, my! DP: You were my first and only metal lunch box as a child. CQL: I’m so honored! Did I do a good […]


Dial Complete Antibacterial Foaming Hand Wash

DP: Thank you Dial Complete Antibacterial Foaming Hand Wash, for taking the time to talk with us today. Dial Complete Antibacterial Foaming Hand Wash: No Problem. Call me DCAFHW. DP: Thanks, DCAFHW. It says here in your bio that you were always an overachiever, even back when you were young. DCAFHW: The facts don’t lie. […]


The New Nickel

DP: We are so very excited to be speaking with you today! This is a big coup for the Daily Probe over mainstream media. Nickel: Yeah. Okay. Sure DP: Uh, I sense you’re not happy. Nickel: If you’re happy to meet me, you’re the first. DP: I’m shocked! Nickel: Oh, please. Like anyone in the […]



DP: Lime, welcome to the Daily Probe. LIME: You make one feel most welcome. DP: Well, you are one of our favorite citrus fruits. LIME: One of? DP: Well, okay, our favorite. No, really. LIME: It’s okay, I’m not bitter. Well, I am, but you know what I mean. Now there’s a very good reason […]