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Jones’ Big Ass Truck Rental & Storage

Do you know how big a bus is???!!! Meet Toby Jones, he’ll store anything you want for $10.99.

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Jones’ Big Ass Truck Rental & Storage

Do you know how big a bus is???!!! Meet Toby Jones, he’ll store anything you want for $10.99.

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Minimal? Well That’s Good News

I was on the Accuweather website just now, looking to see if rain is expected to mar Junior’s 2nd playoff baseball game tonight. I happened to scroll down past the important (to me) information and spotted the following table. What struck me as amusing is that they just aren’t completely ruling out any of the […]

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Brilliant writing example

This is a hilarious article that takes Hillary’s past approach to the primaries and applies it to basketball. http://blogs.tnr.com/tnr/blogs/the_plank/archive/2008/06/03/a-sports-parable.aspx Enjoy.

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Selling Candy the Jody Way

Junior [okay, really, me] is responsible for selling a box of candy bars for Little League. So I brought the box into work, because really, how many candy bars have I bought over the years? Every day I put a new sign on the box, showing off my mad sales skillz. For two days I […]

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“lost parent” typo on CNN

This was a story about a parrot that was able to provide the authorities it’s name and address. Keen eyes at CNN.com missed the typo shown here. I like the twist on the lost parent, because that’s a trick used to keep a lost kid calm. You don’t say the kid is lost, you say […]

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"lost parent" typo on CNN

This was a story about a parrot that was able to provide the authorities it’s name and address. Keen eyes at CNN.com missed the typo shown here. I like the twist on the lost parent, because that’s a trick used to keep a lost kid calm. You don’t say the kid is lost, you say […]

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My New Ringtone

[*Updated to fix the broken links*] I rule. I now have the Mr. Deity theme song as my ringtone, just like Mr. Deity does (except when he has Elton John’s “The Bitch is Back”). “Who is Mr. Deity?” you ask? Mr. Deity may be the greatest thing since sliced bread. If you really want a […]

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Mortified: Angst Written

Ask anyone who wrote a journal (or letters) when they were a pre-teen or a teenager and they will tell you it was deep and meaningful and captured the deep and important moments of one’s life. Okay, so fast forward and read some of those journal entries and cringe, baby. Wait, you didn’t write one? […]

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Today’s Book Titles

Here is today’s list. You can’t have the first one, that one is mine. The Adventures of Keychain and Neil40 Ways to Prepare Cold CerealThe Rat in the HatHelmet Hair: Spending Too Much Time Playing HaloEven More Ways to Prepare Cold Cereal p.s. I think I successfully removed the snippet of code that was automatically […]

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