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Saint Jody Day

Some very good friends of mine declared today to be Saint Jody Day. (Back when I was still married, it was my wedding anniversary. This was a way to celebrate the day without focusing on not being married any more. Perfect!) Who am I to argue? I thought I should pass along info about the […]

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Jones’ Big Ass Truck Rental & Storage

Do you know how big a bus is???!!! Meet Toby Jones, he’ll store anything you want for $10.99.

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Jones’ Big Ass Truck Rental & Storage

Do you know how big a bus is???!!! Meet Toby Jones, he’ll store anything you want for $10.99.

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My $150,000 Wardrobe

I don’t know why everyone is harassing Sarah Palin about her $150,000 wardrobe enhancement. I mean, what’s the big deal? That’s about average in 2008, isn’t it? I know that I still have $25,000 left to spend on my $150,000 wardrobe enhancement, but I’m feeling pretty good about the $125,000 I’ve spent. I mean, like […]

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Gosh, Where Can I Get a Top-Loading VCR?

Hey kids! It’s your old pal Apple Johnnyseed reminding you to swing by the Old AV for all your old audio-visual needs! Betamax? Reel-to-reel? We got that, and more! This week only a sale on 8-Track players and accessories! The first 5 customers will get the new Beatles 8-Track, Magical Mystery Tour, for a buck!

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Gobsmacked!

No, not another post about the Palin/Biden debate. Although I sure had fun “live tweeting” about it. Glad I wasn’t playing the “drink whenever Palin says something folksy” game. I had work the next morning! For whatever reason, when I got home the step-son was watching some reality TV thing on Bravo. The show that […]

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Here’s Your Quote of the Day

From Dump Friend Pia, via email: “Whatever you give a woman, she’s going to multiply. If you give her sperm,she’ll give you a baby.If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home. If yougive her groceries, she’ll give you a meal.If you give her a smile, she’ll giveyou her heart. She multiplies and […]

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I Am Tammy Faye

It’s never good to get an email from someone with only two words and a link in it, if the two words are “Uhhh, Jody?” So I have no idea why this person has sent me a link to a Huffington Post article (originally published in 2007, republished Saturday), until I get about halfway down, […]

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Minimal? Well That’s Good News

I was on the Accuweather website just now, looking to see if rain is expected to mar Junior’s 2nd playoff baseball game tonight. I happened to scroll down past the important (to me) information and spotted the following table. What struck me as amusing is that they just aren’t completely ruling out any of the […]

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Brilliant writing example

This is a hilarious article that takes Hillary’s past approach to the primaries and applies it to basketball. http://blogs.tnr.com/tnr/blogs/the_plank/archive/2008/06/03/a-sports-parable.aspx Enjoy.

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