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Okay, now that we’re over the lady with the toilet seat embedded in her behind, we get this lovely headline:

Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead

I’d rather have my ass absorb my toilet seat.

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  1. Jane

     /  March 19, 2008

    I don’t want a new anus. Nor do I want my ass imbedded into a toilet seat. What kind of crack was that surgical team smoking to confuse a leg patient with a “need a new anus” patient…

  2. Jody

     /  March 20, 2008

    I don’t want a new one, but howz about a 2nd one? I’d also like an extra left pinkie.

  3. Sweener

     /  March 20, 2008

    I wasn’t aware that you could actually get an anus transplant. Did they just ignore the big black X on her leg? This is very confusing. What happened to the person who was supposed to get a new anus? Does she now have a new leg? So many questions.

  4. Anonymous

     /  March 21, 2008

    My wife had her’s out as part of an ileostomy. Meds ate through her colon so it all had to go. Almost died from it. Now I joke that I can’t call her an @ssh@ole anymore but she doesn’t laugh? I know some days I am just a mean person..

    Just joking guys….