The Big DumpTruck

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Longing for the Warmth of January

You know, usually this time of year, we bitch and moan and crab about how sick we are of winter, and how we wish it was April or May already. Me, I’m fondly remembering the warm, lush days of January. Whoda thunk it. Well me. I remember thunking to myself “Boy, we’re going to be really sorry when all this ends and we get real winter temperatures.”

My nasal passages are so angry with me, we aren’t on speaking terms. I need to swing by the Hallmark Store to buy them a card.

“When you’re blue
And you don’t know
Where to go to
Why don’t you go where saline sits
I’ll give you a spritz.”

I hope it doesn’t have a picture of a flower on the front. My sinuses really hate flowers.


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  1. Abacquer

     /  February 8, 2007

    I think you need to drop the word “good” to get the meter to match the original.

  2. Anonymous

     /  February 9, 2007

    At least we don’t live in the NY snow belt. I did for a few years, couldn’t leave fast enough. With 100 inches on the ground, they will not see grass until May.. Run a humidifier in your house. It should help your nasal passages out.

  3. Anonymous

     /  February 11, 2007

    Heads up for next week, looks 1-2 feet min snow Wed/Thurs timeframe..

  4. Jody

     /  February 12, 2007

    Hey Anonymous…do you have an update on those amounts? I think you might be off by a foot or so…

  5. Anonymous

     /  February 13, 2007

    It’s Jerry,
    Still talking 2 feet east side of Berkshires…

    Search for Fitchburg in the URL. 8″ tonite, another 10 tomorrow and more (undetermined) Wed nite.. I’m close.. I’ll bet you a dunkin medium of your choice. How’s that ?