The Big DumpTruck

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again, if being number one in a Google Search was worth money, I’d have been able to quit my job a long time ago. Today we have a Google Search for “mohegan sun commercial load letter paper”. I wonder what the viewer who followed that link was looking for? The words?

Load letter paper

all I have to do is load letter paper

…….

Close the drawer push the button then let ‘er run!

Or something like that. It’s not like I memorized it. And there’s no place to verify the lyrics, seeing as THIS is the top hit for “Load Letter Paper.” I mean, you know it’s not going to show up somewhere else. If I hear the commercial again and think of it, I’ll update this post.

Oh, and I chickened out and didn’t sing it when I loaded the printer at work yesterday.

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I’m lying in bed, listening to the wind. I can do that and write to you because of my sidekick, doncha know.

The wind is freaky strong right now…I mean, I’m listening to gusts that far surpass Typhoon Miffy levels. I guess I haven’t been paying enough attention to the weather reports – was this expected? So if it was only 10 degrees out, and you throw in 30mph or so winds, how many minutes can your skin survive before it freezes and shatters into a million pieces?

Not that I’m going to conduct an experiment, I already told you, I’m lying in bed.

I’ll bed the neighbor doesn’t leave yippy and yappy out for very long. She’ll have to find a new way to torture the neighborhood.

Did you ever have one of those uncontrollable muscle twitches? I used to get them in my lower eye lid ALL the time when I was overtired. I dubbed it “Eye Mono”.

Right now I have ass mono.

Okay, maybe sometimes when I’m listening to the radio I’m only half-listening. But not always. And you learn the voices of the people you hear every day, you know?

So why is it that the traffic reporters use different names on different radio stations? Do we look like morons? The two I’m specifically talking about are the regular morning and afternoon folks over at WXLO. I know Gina’s voice. I hear it every day. You can’t tell me that she’s not “D. B. Cooper” for the traffic reports on that other station. Same for the morning guy. I had it on WEIM (the local AM station) to listen for school cancellations and was shocked to hear the regular morning traffic guy, Eric Heenan, give his name as Joe something or other that I’d never heard before. Why? Just why? Does anyone think that the traffic reporters just work for one station?