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I was reading Dilbert creator Scott Adams’ blog and he said Google Alerts tell him when people like me are talking about him (“Hi Scott!”). I have had Google Alerts turned on for about two years now, and seriously, the only thing it ever tells me is my reviewer rank on Amazon.com. Which isn’t all that great, by the way. Maybe I should review a couple of things, and try to make the reviews helpful while I’m at it.

Before any of you guys feels the need to point out that he’s an internationally famous, and might I add, beloved cartoonist, and I’m some slightly crazy woman who can’t quite keep up with the dishes while trying to become an internationally famous and beloved writer-photographer-interpretive dancer-Wii Champion.

Well, I’d write more about this, but I think it best if I head over to Amazon and review a couple of things. And then I’m going to play Virus2 for a while (http://www.rfshq.com/forum/games/virus2.swf). Please don’t blame me if you get hooked.

Today’s lunch: A turkey sandwich with boursin cheese, caramelized onions, tomato and leaf lettuce.

Anyone have a casket? Because I died and went to heaven.

I would have enjoyed it without the turkey, even. I love a boursin and tomato sandwich. Of course, caramelized onions put it over the top. There are only two ways I like to eat onions. Caramelized and in beer-battered rings. Never ever ever raw. But cooked onions (sauteed or deep fried) rule. And french onion soup counts because it is made with caramelized onions.

Sorry, had to find a drool bib just thinking about it.

Friday’s List of Jody’s Favorite Cheeses
American (sorry, I won’t lie)
Feta

Cream Cheese (Does this formally count as a cheese?)
Neufchatel

I’ll put up with a lot of the others – I like blue if it’s in a stuffed mushroom or salad dressing. Provolone is okay, but not a favorite. On of the few that I can honestly say I don’t like is Swiss, which bugs the heck out of Mr. Dump. I just don’t like it. I don’t like sourdough bread. Swiss cheese is the sourdough bread of cheese.

Okay, a few weeks in and I am ready to give my twenty five cent view on Idol for the boys.

1. Hair matters, but only if it doesn’t. Chris Daughtry didn’t have any, and I loved him Chris Sligh has a lot, and I love him.
2. Change your name to Chris.
3. Don’t sing a Stevie Wonder or Freddie Mercury song unless you are a complete moron.

There you have it. Good luck, gentlemen!

I’m going to give shout-out link love to Mr. Crunchy today. If anyone here loves Disney, or hell, hates Disney, you’ll enjoy his DIY Diznee. Beth, this means you. And when I say Beth, I mean both people I know named Beth who are Disney addicts.