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I had my blood test this morning. The phlebotomist (Deb, is that spelled right?) said “Did you have anything to eat this morning?” and I said “No, what do you have?”

Really, there aren’t too many blood test jokes, are there?

Hmmm. Cafeteria chicken parm sandwiches may cause indigestion. News at 11.

Some of my favorite web sites are the ones with Japanese Engrish. I remember visiting France in high school and not talking for three weeks because I was afraid of saying something silly using improper grammer. How I wish I had been free enough to just go for it. I’m sure my french would have closely resembled the stuff on this website.

You know how I’ve been saying “Another Anthrax-free Day?” Well it almost wasn’t! Well, not really. But the mail room at work found something suspicious. It turned out to not be “brown crystals” but CRIPES!

Crap, I keep forgetting to go to the lab for my blood test. I have a follow-up appointment for my new medication on the 30th, and I need to get the blood work done before then. They will test the thyroid levels, and do aLipid Profile. That’s the one I’m worried about. Apparently being hypo will mess up your cholesterol levels, and mine weren’t good the last time. Of course, now all the cholesterol medication is apparently deadly, so that’s out of the question.