GO RED SOX!

Damn, I was only off by three nights. I wish they had clinched while we were at the game.

I got my hair cut last night. I like 75% of the cut. 75% of it looks the way I suspected it would when I made the decision to get my hair cut. But there’s about 25% of the cut that makes me want to scream and harm the she-devil who was wielding the scissors.

What the … was she thinking when she cut the bangs?

I told her to take an inch to an inch and a half off the length. It was getting long. But there was an implication, based on earlier conversation, that she just needed to fix the bangs. I am suddenly concerned that she thought “If I have to take an inch of the back, I probably have to take an inch off the front too.

It looks stupid, I know it does. You don’t have to spare my feelings. Well, okay, spare them a little. But really, did she look at the rest of my hair, which was cut first, and say “now to complete the look, we go with the bangs of the lead singer from Mister Mister circa 1985, or Rosie O’Donnell when she quit her TV show and went for the Hitler look.”

*sigh*

Anybody seen Boston-online.com? I’m getting DNS errors. Don’t make me send out the bloodhounds!

More thought pebbles:

• Dude, stop whistling. This is an office. Whistling is the most annoying sound on the planet to people other than the one doing the whistling. And to top it off, don’t whistle the Foxwoods theme song. If it stays stuck in my head I WILL go over there and inflict you with the pain of 1000 paper cuts.
  

• They turned the travel agency where we booked our honeymoon into a Starbucks. I didn’t go in, I don’t really care for Starbucks, but there it was.
  

• Now that I’ve brought up Starbucks, I need to go get a cup of coffee in the cafeteria. Funny.
  

• Is it the weekend yet?
  

Is there a better smell in the world than your favorite boy fresh from the bath? I love the smell of his shampoo. Over the years I’ve exaggerated swooning whenever I smell his hair after it’s been washed, so to this day he makes me smell his hair first thing after his bath or shower is done.

“OOOOO! That’s the best smell in the world! You smell so clean!”