Throwing Little Thought Pebbles at Your Windshield Since 1996
Dear Juice Guys
You are great
You make juice
That something-something, uh, ate
I like Orange Mango best
I’d even drink it in a suit
but dudes, I just now noticed
orange mango contains passionfruit.
(Now I know you’re looking forward to the bigbadwords site. Patience my friends. Or patients, as I almost just spelled it.)
So not a single one of you wanted to even mention to me that my archives were messed up? That I hadn’t added months to the list since February, and February’s archive link was broken? None of you? I was trying to google search the site for something I *know* I wrote for the post I was writing, and wasn’t getting any 2006 hits. Well that would be because I didn’t have any links to my archives. Geez. It’s like I’m out here, naked, for all the world to see, but the world is busy watching American Idol or something.
I found a great source of, um, art. Singular Films features el cheapo copies of those old school films they showed us about manners, the Red Menace, and menstruation. The last two don’t refer to the same thing, by the way.
So they also sell posters. Dude. I would SO buy this…
Great googly moogly, that is one horrific smell. Half the building (the half closest to the cafeteria) smells like suntan lotion. That’s because today’s flavored coffee is…drumroll…coconut. Can I get a “yuck” from the back of the room?
I don’t care how hot it is outside, a cup of hot coffee is never going to make me think of tropical breezes. Even if it smells like something that grows in Hawaii.
Of all the coffee flavors they make here at work, this one is by far the stinkiest – you can smell it a mile away. And I thought nothing would beat blueberry (which at least smell like pie, and not something you buy at CVS). How wrong I was!
I can’t imagine what I’d do if I had to sit next to someone who had a cup of this stuff at their desk. I have headphones and an iPod for noise, but I neglected to purchase a gas mask or nose plugs.
Junior and I discovered Charlotte’s babies had hatched on the side of the house. Sorry this looks a little dark, it looked fine on the laptop. I shouldn’t try to edit photos on the laptop, should I? No, I shouldn’t.
Okay, so I’m assuming these are deadly spiders because that’s the kind of optimist I am. I took pictures with the super macro setting and then moved far far away from them.
Interestingly, I didn’t hallucinate about spiders last night.
