It’s everybody’s favorite way to spend Thursday afternoon…two truths and a lie! In no particular order:
- I have an endless loop video of the gerbils running on a photo frame in my cubicle.
- I used the last square of toilet paper this morning
- I was given a pyramid paperweight at work yesterday.
Additionally, the following is true: I just took my shoes off because I was wearing kicky little sandals that effectively destroyed the side of my pinky toe. I brought some Keds with me in a bag and I put them on, even though I’m not supposed to wear sneakers at work. I have decided that no matter what happens, I’m not going to leave my cube for the rest of the day so that it won’t be an issue.
Ooh! I feel for your feet. All my cute sandals seem to kill my pinky toe, too. I bought some Dr. Schols stuff, it is cushioning tape that you put inside your shoe. I like it so much that I would not want to take off some of my shoes now, because they are covered in it! š It comes in a contraption like a tape roller, it’s fun!
Ah, but did someone else offer to restock the t-paper ? Or leave it bare ?
Around here it’s fend for yourself.
You found the lie! I tricked you! I didn’t use the last square of toilet paper!