Month: March 2005

…will you sing along? Blue Man Group tonight, baby! How excited am I? Well, let’s just say that like Tobias on Arrested Development, I may just paint myself blue, baby!

Of course, then nobody would talk to me. Would that be so bad, though?

No more cat shootings in the news, so maybe my suggestions saved some lives. I’m happy to provide this level of service to my loyal fans.

Saw this headline on Yahoo this morning, and thought to myself “Oh, you know every cat on the planet is jealous.” I think it was premeditated. If it had been a dog, well, duh, they’re just big and clumsy. But a cat…no. I think the cat was looking for an opening. Far be it for me to wonder why the guy had a loaded gun on the kitchen counter. Maybe it was meant for shooting the squirrels he was cooking for dinner.

But the cat – he had probably been looking for an opening like this for months, and he took it.

That will teach Mr. Stanton to serve Friskies instead of Fancy Feast. And hey, a new toy every once in a while wouldn’t be a bad idea!

(Okay, I am going to go write this up as an interview for the Daily Probe. I’ll let you know if he uses it.)

I was staring at my sandels this morning. I picked one up and held it for a moment, and gave it a big hug as tears filled my eyes.

“I miss you so…” I told it, my voice barely a whisper.

I could tell that my sandels understood, and felt the same way. We promised each other that we would spend time together as soon as humanly possible.

I quote from the Weather dudes at the National Weather Service. On top of the 10 or so inches we’re expecting:

“These frigid temperatures to cause the wind chill index to drop tobetween 15 and 22 degrees below zero. At these wind chill readings…exposed flesh will freeze in as little as 30 minutes. The snow will make roadways slick…so motorists are urged to drivewith extra caution. Practice your winter safety rules by keeping a flashlight…food…and water in your car in case of emergency.if you must be outdoors…wear many layers of clothing…a hat…gloves…and cover any other exposed skin.”

Ya baby! Spring is in the air!

Is it not bad enough that I haven’t been able to check my email for over 24 hours (48 hours since any went to my SideKick), but now I type up a whole blog entry and blogger eats it?

Is the whole world falling apart around me?

Next thing you know the bus won’t stop for my son, and I will somehow get tea on one of my socks.

Oh wait, that happened already.

So what’s next? 10 inches of snow?

Oh.