Month: October 2004

New catchphrase for the Sox…”bloody up!” if your feet aren’t bleeding, you aren’t pulling your weight.

Oh, and is attempting to kill the Yankees fans one home run to the chest at a time really the most effective approach?

I know! Lets win tonight and tomorrow and they’ll all have strokes!

Today’s weather is brought to you by the letters WTF.

Rain with a high of 46? What month is this, anyway?

This sure is making Friday’s Orlando high of 85 look sweet.

I watched the end of the game (hey it was only 6 hours of my life) but didn’t have the Sidekick on any longer. David Ortiz, is there anything we can get you? Money? Hookers?

I went from “can’t they just lose to end my suffering” to “we can win a measily two more games!”

STOP TRYING TO STEAL!

I know that technically the Sox game didn’t end until today, but it was yesterday’s game, so it counts in that column. The Pats get win #20 in a row, the Sox prevent a sweep (hey, the glass is half full, baby) and Junior’s soccer team actually pulled off a win! Can you believe it? I don’t know which of these games surprised me more, but I may have to go with Junior’s soccer team, although the way the Sox have been playing, I’m surprised they showed up. I’m not a fair weather fan, I’m just saying that the Red Sox can’t handle being the favorite in these things. They really do need to be the underdog. Oh, and yes, I am in a panic about tonight, because Pedro cannot handle pitching against the Yankees anymore. Thank the good Lord it’s not at Yankee Stadium, though, because that is the worst.

So I’m going to do what I’ve been doing the past few games and not watch. After last year, I felt ill the entire playoffs. The stress was killing me. I’m much less stressed when I don’t watch. I’m acutely aware of any bad plays by the rumblings from the living room, but I’ve found watching Daily Show reruns is good for my soul.