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The Vending Machine

If someone would just come along and buy that package of Combos, the Pepperidge Farm Milano cookies would all be mine.

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Looks Like Rain

Wow, only 79 for a high today. That’s quite a difference. I like 79. What a great temperature. It should be in the weather hall of fame, quite frankly.

But the sky is very dark here this morning so maybe Mother Nature will tend to my lawn without any help from me for a few days. You never know.

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The Lawn

Last night I mowed the lawn and tonight I watered it. Does that make me a grass ho?

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My Ride Home

Just to give you a little view into my head, here are the things that I was actually thinking about on the drive home.

  • People talk about sausages in natural casings. Are there unnatural casings? What could you make a casing out of that would be edible and yet not be the intestines of a small animal? But do I really want to know? Maybe I don’t. Maybe it’s just better to not think about this.

  • I wish I could remember the exact wording of the sports report the new guy (Steve) did on WXLO this morning so I could post it on the blog. Made me laugh out loud; I just love stuff like that. I know I’m going to say it wrong, but it was something like “The Red Sox lost to the Yankees 2 to 1 last night. They’ll never do that again and then they’ll have a parade.” No, see, I didn’t say it right and it’s not funny. [10 minutes pass while I try to remember the wording.] Crap.

  • What should I wear to work tomorrow? I could go with a skirt, but I’m in training most of the day. I should try to be comfy. Ugh, training. Shoot me.

  • Why do people driving older American cars drive like crap? 20 year old Chevy = insane blind person behind the wheel, leave lots of extra room.

  • I don’t know what that DJ is talking about. What 80’s singer died 3 years ago after performing down at Foxwoods? [I never did hear the answer to this one]

So there you have it. Fun, huh?

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Gravity

I’m teaching Junior to say “I’m a big fan of Newton’s Theories” in reply to the question “Junior, how do you know so much about gravity?”

However, it comes out “I’m a fan of fantons fairies”

I know, we probably shouldn’t get into a whole science lesson before he learns how to tell time. I have a “Time and Money” workbook that we could play with but then he’d know how to tell time and I could no longer fake him out. Is it bad that I like him not exactly knowing if I’m pushing it or not when I say it’s bedtime?

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