If someone would just come along and buy that package of Combos, the Pepperidge Farm Milano cookies would all be mine.
Month: July 2003
Looks Like Rain
The Lawn
My Ride Home
Just to give you a little view into my head, here are the things that I was actually thinking about on the drive home.
- People talk about sausages in natural casings. Are there unnatural casings? What could you make a casing out of that would be edible and yet not be the intestines of a small animal? But do I really want to know? Maybe I don’t. Maybe it’s just better to not think about this.
- I wish I could remember the exact wording of the sports report the new guy (Steve) did on WXLO this morning so I could post it on the blog. Made me laugh out loud; I just love stuff like that. I know I’m going to say it wrong, but it was something like “The Red Sox lost to the Yankees 2 to 1 last night. They’ll never do that again and then they’ll have a parade.” No, see, I didn’t say it right and it’s not funny. [10 minutes pass while I try to remember the wording.] Crap.
- What should I wear to work tomorrow? I could go with a skirt, but I’m in training most of the day. I should try to be comfy. Ugh, training. Shoot me.
- Why do people driving older American cars drive like crap? 20 year old Chevy = insane blind person behind the wheel, leave lots of extra room.
- I don’t know what that DJ is talking about. What 80’s singer died 3 years ago after performing down at Foxwoods? [I never did hear the answer to this one]
So there you have it. Fun, huh?
Gravity
I’m teaching Junior to say “I’m a big fan of Newton’s Theories” in reply to the question “Junior, how do you know so much about gravity?”
However, it comes out “I’m a fan of fantons fairies”
I know, we probably shouldn’t get into a whole science lesson before he learns how to tell time. I have a “Time and Money” workbook that we could play with but then he’d know how to tell time and I could no longer fake him out. Is it bad that I like him not exactly knowing if I’m pushing it or not when I say it’s bedtime?