We had this exchange the other morning.
Jr: After breakfast, Julia and I have to have a talk.
Jr: Ya. She’s gonna be moving out.
Me: I hope it isn’t because of something I said.
Jr: No, it’s just time.
(Okay, so I feel like a total slimeball now. Cause I think my teasing about not liking her because she didn’t invite me to the wedding has made him decide to toss aside his wedding vows. I also have a serious twinge in the “what kind of example are his father and I teaching him” department.)