Month: October 2001

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Another day, another dollar fifty. Mookie’s nose is running like, well, let me come up with something clever and I’ll edit this post later.

I on the other hand, am basking in the warm glow of my monitor. Mmmmmm. Nice.

Woo hoo! I made the front page of the The Daily Probe again! I love it! I think the regular contributors are some of the funniest people on the planet, and to be considered “one of the staff” is, well, an honor. I would never tell THEM that, but as the token chick on the staff, well, it humbles me. I’m just happy to contribute, even when it’s for the stuff that you don’t get credit for.

So go read it people!

I was doing some work-related web research (no, really!) and found that a keynote speaker (for some chamber of commerce meeting) has the title “chief creatologist” and I started thinking I might like that title for myself.

This is a good Monday. It started a little too early (uh, 4:15am when my son woke me up to blow his nose about 50 times) but look at that, it’s already after lunch!

I had a ham and american cheese with mustard. They don’t have Gulden’s Spicy Brown mustard in our cafeteria, so I settled for yellow. I could buy some and leave it there, but I don’t want to share. I’m like that.

In a brilliant move, the caf manager put honey mustard in the yellow squeezy bottle, and the regular yellow mustard in the RED KETCHUP BOTTLE, with a sticker on it that says “yellow mustard.”

I asked him “If I give you a dollar, will you go buy another yellow container?”