The Big DumpTruck

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Welcome to Target, How May I Help You?

I was at Target tonight, you know, because that’s where I live, looking at some fans for the house. We need one for our spare bedroom (which is not so spare when my step kids are visiting) so I was checking prices on some. A woman who was browsing with a male companion approached me and said “excuse me, do you have any box fans?”

Me: “I’m sorry?”

Her: “Do you have any box fans?”

Me: “Me personally? No. I, uh, don’t work here.”

Her: “Oh my gosh, I’m sorry!”

My shirt wasn’t even really red, more brick-ish. Sheesh.

So now I’m thinking I should get a real red shirt, have a nametag made up, and wander the aisles or Target giving bad advice.

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So Target has Special Red Peeps That Attract a Certain Type of, Well,Fan

I can’t promise that if you go to Target and buy their exclusive red Peeps that you will have as much luck as I did dinosaur hunting, but you never know.

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Pepsi Icee is Back!

The Leominster Target once again has Pepsi Icees! All is right with the
world.

(And don’t try to shake me with the “Burger King has Coke Icees” crap.
These are amazing and the BK drinks taste like foam. No comparison.

I just hope they don’t disappear too quickly. I’d like to have another
one next week.

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