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Pikachu

Joan: We have a real treat today, everyone’s favorite Pokemon, Pikachu! Pikachu: Pika Pika! Joan: What? Pikachu: Pika Pika! Joan: I’m sorry, what? Pikachu: Pika? Joan: Is this a joke? Pikachu: Pika! Pika Pika! Joan: Um. Right. Sure. Okay. Pikachu: … Joan: So there you have it…Pikachu! Thanks for stopping by! Pikachu: [mumbles] Pika.

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Pikachu

Joan: We have a real treat today, everyone’s favorite Pokemon, Pikachu! Pikachu: Pika Pika! Joan: What? Pikachu: Pika Pika! Joan: I’m sorry, what? Pikachu: Pika? Joan: Is this a joke? Pikachu: Pika! Pika Pika! Joan: Um. Right. Sure. Okay. Pikachu: … Joan: So there you have it…Pikachu! Thanks for stopping by! Pikachu: [mumbles] Pika.

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McDonald’s Fruit & Walnut Salad

Joan: It’s a happy day here in Joanville – we have McDonald’s new Fruit & Walnut Salad! Fruit & Walnut Salad: Hello! Joan: I just want to jump right in here with a question, because that’s what I do best, right? Fruit & Walnut Salad: Go right ahead. Joan: What the hell is a Fruit […]

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McDonald’s Fruit & Walnut Salad

Joan: It’s a happy day here in Joanville – we have McDonald’s new Fruit & Walnut Salad! Fruit & Walnut Salad: Hello! Joan: I just want to jump right in here with a question, because that’s what I do best, right? Fruit & Walnut Salad: Go right ahead. Joan: What the hell is a Fruit […]

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Treadmill

Interview with a Treadmill Joan: Continuing “Let’s Get Healthy” Month here in the Interviews, we welcome treadmill! Treadmill: Thank you so much! It’s a pleasure to be here. Joan: You enjoy interviews? Treadmill: Frankly, you’re the first. Joan: Well isn’t that something! I can’t imagine that you don’t have a lot to say. Treadmill: I […]

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Magic Bullet

Joan: Don’t fear, this isn’t the magic bullet from the bedside table! Welcome, Magic Bullet blender system! Magic Bullet: Hello! Joan: Do you get that a lot? Magic Bullet: The confusion? Yes, actually. It’s quite embarrassing, actually. You know, if you don’t spend a lot of time browsing in those kinds of stores, well, you […]

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Slinky

Slinky Joan: An icon if there ever was one, welcome the official state toy of Pennsylvania… Slinky! Slinky: Thank you! Joan: I just couldn’t be more pleased. I’ve been a huge fan for years. And between you and me, you are the real deal. No plastic Slinkies for this journalist! Slinky: Well, that’s very sweet […]

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Spunky the Cat

Spunky the Cat A Bates Township, Mich., man cooking in his kitchen was shot after one of his cats knocked his 9mm handgun onto the floor, discharging the weapon. The Daily Probe was fortunate to get the first post-shooting interview with the alleged perp, Spunky the cat. Joan: Welcome, Spunky! My oh my, aren’t you […]

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Lincoln French Fry

Lincoln French Fry Joan: Welcome, hot off the menu, the Lincoln French Fry! Lincoln French Fry: Thanks Joan! It’s a pleasure. A real pleasure Joan: We are so pleased you had time in your schedule to speak to us. LFF: I love the people. Joan: I think the question everyone in America wants to ask […]

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Cubic Zirconia

Cubic Zirconia June: Can we talk?! CZ: Oh, wait, is that a dig at my participation in the Joan River’s Collection for QVC? Is that how you want to start things? Not by pointing out how gorgeous I am? June: Me? dig? Never! I buy all my jewelry from television. Or Sears. Or Target. CZ: […]

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