The Big DumpTruck

Throwing Little Thought Pebbles at Your Windshield Since 1996

Tag: odd

Response to Your Fan Letter

Hey there, Fan! It was a real thrill receiving your fan letter! As you can imagine, there are days when I get a lot of fan letters, and it is hard to write back to anyone personally because I have that Psychosomatic Carpel Tunnel Syndrome, which is aggravated by actions like responding personally to all […]

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Wearing of the Hat

When I dropped Junior off at his “before school” care program, a little kid, maybe in the first grade, ran up to him. “How come you aren’t wearing a hat like mine?” The hat in question was a green plastic leprechaun hat covered with green glitter. It was truly a thing of beauty, probably the […]

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I Have to Start Wearing Hats!

Saw an article on FoxNews.com (I know, I know) that totally enlightened me on how awful my life must be. BRIDGEPORT, Conn. — A judge has brushed off a Connecticut woman’s claim thatL’Oreal Inc. ruined her social life when she accidentally dyed her hair brunette with one of its products.Charlotte Feeney of Stratford said she […]

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When Cornered, I Become Increasingly Adorable

I have a lot in common with Sarah Palin, you see at least according to the line of questioning by Katie (Amy Poehler) Couric when she interviewed Sarah (Tina Fey) Palin “for the 4th time”. When cornered, I too become increasingly adorable. That’s a good thing, right? Everyone loves adorable. Look at how popular Fur […]

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My New Measure of “A Good Day”

If I can say “Well, at least my ass didn’t grow around my toilet seat” I’m having a good day.

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My New Measure of "A Good Day"

If I can say “Well, at least my ass didn’t grow around my toilet seat” I’m having a good day.

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We Make a Safety Video

Okay, so those of you who have subscribed to the podcast via iTunes will get this one automatically, but for those of you who haven’t (ahem) I will share an .mov version of the movie for you to watch right here. Now keep in mind that no cows were harmed in the making of this […]

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Secret Quiz of the Day

Okay, quick, tell me what this is: clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick If you guessed “Mr. Dump playing Guitar Hero with the television muted” you’d be right! My God, that is just a horrifying treat for the whole family if only one person is playing and the others are surfing the web on their laptops while they sit in […]

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What Happens Under the Table Stays Under the Table

Had an interesting few moments at UNO last night for Junior’s birthday dinner. We were sitting in the bar area because Junior and I like to play the trivia game and Mr. Dump wanted to watch the San Diego football game. For some reason, Step-Junior noticed something under the table that Mr. Dump confirmed was […]

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I Do Not Make this Up

I will share the question of the day, as posed by Junior when I was talking about the little girl who was born with 4 extra limbs being able to go home. “What if Britney Spears had a baby she named Spears Spears and it had two faces.” Well, that is is good question, isn’t […]

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