I was looking to buy a bug vacuum and this one had great reviews. PERFECT!
Bug catcher or travel cube? (Click to view on Amazon)
I’m glad I decided to read these amazing reviews, which were for multiple other products, but definitely not the bug vacuum. So either a bug vacuum can be used as packing cubes, or you pack the bugs in the cubes after sucking them up. I think I want to buy the other products now because I definitely want
- A Guardians of the Galaxy poster delivered in a real cardboard box, not a cheap plastic tube. Wait, the bug vacuum has a plastic tube. The poster could be stored in that part?
- Magic stones to ward off the Illuminati. Or support them. The reviews are unclear.
- Travel cubes that will easily fit my underwear. I mean, the bug vacuum is a tube you could store things in, right?
I think the Illuminati should consider being paid pitchmen for important products like pickle forks, clip-on fans, steering wheel covers, or everyone’s favorite Illuminati branded tank tops and flip flops.
In case Amazon straightens out the reviews, here’s an example.