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Things We Said at KFC

My kid and I stopped by KFC in town. They normally suck at a molecular level when you go inside, so we tried the drive-through.

Here are some things actually said in the car during our adventure.

  • How does “grilled” anything serve as a valid substitute for extra crispy?”
  • How many legs and thighs do you need to order to equal the meat in a 2-piece breast meal?
  • Oh my God, the woman working the drive thru window is walking across the parking lot!
  • We’re going to be sitting here the rest of our lives. “So, what’s it like, living in a KFC parking lot?”
  • She’s taking so long they’re going to run out of legs. At that point, I’m going to kill her.
  • You could stab her in the neck with a soldering iron. And then turn it on.
  • Best worst wait ever.

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  1. Was that you or your son threatening murder?

    Mine is actually working there as I write this. I’m sure he’s going as fast as he can

  2. Mine is actually working there as I write this. I’m sure he’s going as fast as he can
    +1

  3. Jody

     /  October 24, 2011

    I’m sure he is working as fast as he can. I think it’s more of a management issue.