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Okay, Fame and Fortune, I’m Ready

I declare 2009 The Year That Jody Has Enough Money to Buy Things and Go on Vacations She Totally Doesn’t Need. That’s right, I’m saying that 2009 needs to be “the year of excess cash”. So, contact me offline and I’ll give you my mailing address so the checks can start coming. It’s not tax deductible, but really, should that make a difference? Think about me, Jody. I don’t own a single pair of cowboy boots. I have never slept in a castle. Seasonal window treatments don’t just buy themselves, my friends. Any leftover cash (HA! HAHA!) will be used to pay down credit card debt. Or to buy a different pair of eyeglass frames for each day of the week.

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  1. Suldog

     /  January 5, 2009

    As soon as “The Year Jim Hits The Lottery” has begun, I’ll be back.

  2. Jody

     /  January 7, 2009

    Do you think that’s going to be soon? I have some shoes that I want, um, need to buy

  3. Anji

     /  January 7, 2009

    I’m going to join you and have one of those years myself. A different lipstick for everyday of the month is my goal.