The Big DumpTruck

Throwing Little Thought Pebbles at Your Windshield Since 1996

Here’s Your Quote of the Day

From Dump Friend Pia, via email:

“Whatever you give a woman, she’s going to multiply. If you give her sperm,
she’ll give you a baby.If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home. If you
give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal.If you give her a smile, she’ll give
you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So – if you
give her any crap, you will receive a ton of shit.” Author
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I will admit, no matter how many groceries you give me, there is a damned good chance you won’t get a meal. But I can give you a written guarantee on the ton of shit.

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  1. And the hope, as a guy, is that if you have one orgasm, she’ll have multiples 🙂

  2. I think I’m the same with the groceries. – and the crap

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