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Two Truths and a Lie

It’s everybody’s favorite way to spend Thursday afternoon…two truths and a lie! In no particular order:

  • I have an endless loop video of the gerbils running on a photo frame in my cubicle.
  • I used the last square of toilet paper this morning
  • I was given a pyramid paperweight at work yesterday.

Additionally, the following is true: I just took my shoes off because I was wearing kicky little sandals that effectively destroyed the side of my pinky toe. I brought some Keds with me in a bag and I put them on, even though I’m not supposed to wear sneakers at work. I have decided that no matter what happens, I’m not going to leave my cube for the rest of the day so that it won’t be an issue.

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  1. Beth

     /  June 20, 2008

    Ooh! I feel for your feet. All my cute sandals seem to kill my pinky toe, too. I bought some Dr. Schols stuff, it is cushioning tape that you put inside your shoe. I like it so much that I would not want to take off some of my shoes now, because they are covered in it! šŸ˜› It comes in a contraption like a tape roller, it’s fun!

  2. Anonymous

     /  June 27, 2008

    Ah, but did someone else offer to restock the t-paper ? Or leave it bare ?
    Around here it’s fend for yourself.

  3. Jody

     /  June 27, 2008

    You found the lie! I tricked you! I didn’t use the last square of toilet paper!