It’s everybody’s favorite way to spend Thursday afternoon…two truths and a lie! In no particular order:
- I have an endless loop video of the gerbils running on a photo frame in my cubicle.
- I used the last square of toilet paper this morning
- I was given a pyramid paperweight at work yesterday.
Additionally, the following is true: I just took my shoes off because I was wearing kicky little sandals that effectively destroyed the side of my pinky toe. I brought some Keds with me in a bag and I put them on, even though I’m not supposed to wear sneakers at work. I have decided that no matter what happens, I’m not going to leave my cube for the rest of the day so that it won’t be an issue.