The Big DumpTruck

Throwing Little Thought Pebbles at Your Windshield Since 1996

Month: April, 2006

I Was Abducted by Space Aliens

No, really, I was. I swear. And I have photographic proof. Well, actually, a Quicktime movie. Postcards From Space And did a single one of you try to save me? No.

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Getting Ready To Go

Vacation is over and I’m totally bummed. We’re in the car heading to the airport. I can’t think of a way to extend things any longer so I guess I’ll just pout a little. I refuse to even look at the weather reports for Leominster. I don’t wanna know.

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Where Be She?

I’m out right now, but if you leave your name and number at the tone, I’ll get back to you. Can you believe how hot it is? I had to break out the spf 50 today! Did I forget to mention I’m in Florida?

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Want to be a Rock Star?

You can take a few lessons from these guys when it’s time to make your music video. Words can’t do it justice. When I grow up, I want to be a backup dancer.

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New Chimpy Goodness

I have added a new widget to the blog, over on the right. The Chimp-O-Matic is a George Bush quote generator. Ahh, that’s good stuff. Nothing like reading the brilliant words that fall from W’s lips like so many deep fried pork rinds. Okay, so see Christine, I’m still alive and kicking! Mostly alive. Not […]

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Wait, Where Are My Posts?

Is it just me or did some of my content disappear? Wasn’t I talking about taxes and stuff on Tuesday? Sure, I’ve been busy, but not THAT busy. Up to my eyeballs at work this week. Good thing I can breath through the little straw they gave me.

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No Relief in Sight

The inside of my nose is itchy, so if I seem distracted this morning, it’s because it’s driving me crazy. I don’t really know what else I can do, other than squirting lotion or something in there. In order to scratch the itch, I look like I’m picking my nose, so I’m trying to avoid […]

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Dear Journalists…

I’ve been following the horrible unspeakable story of Kevin Ray Underwood, the man who killed his 10 year old neighbor. He was a blogger. Who isn’t? But I noticed that they said he’d joked about cannibalism in his profile, and it got me wondering about that. So I did a search and found his blogspot […]

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Happy Heaster!

Mr. Dump and Junior and I wish you all a very Happy Heaster, as the toy rabbit we once saw at CVS a dozen years ago used to say. “Happy Heaster!” There was no mistaking the extra “H” so we always use it. That makes out Easter wishes more specialer than everyone else’s, don’t you […]

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This Day Is Going to Drag

I have the day off tomorrow, making this a short week. Today is my Friday. Do you know long this day is going to drag on? Yes, that long. I’m also very hungry and lunch is very far away. What on earth is going on with me? Am I running in a different time zone […]

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