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Debate 1 – The Day After

I tried to stay awake for the entire Daily Show recap, but didn’t make it. I’ll watch the Tivo’d version tonight.

Regardless of what some people may think of those of us who have stated we are voting for Kerry, we aren’t all blind, rabid Kerry supporters. I watched the debate to give W a chance to dazzle me, and convince me why I should vote for him. He blew it big time. He looked arrogant and shifty. The smarmy frat-boy smirk he wears like a badge of pride? Don’t even get me started. The eye-blinking alone probably caused climate changes in his beloved China.

I actually had hoped Bush would do better, simply because he’s our current President, and every time he looks like a fool, we look like fools for electing him. So many people think he’s great and wonderful that I keep thinking I must be missing something. I lost all hope within about 10 minutes of watching his reaction shots when Kerry was speaking, and hearing him repeat the same 4 or 5 soundbites a few times during each answer. It must give Cheney a brain aneurysm to have to sit and watch Bush debate.

I mentioned on an email list that the reason Bush can’t handle debates is that his handlers have put him in a lead-lined box and surrounded him with yes-men and women. If you don’t agree to 100% of everything he says, you are removed from the inner circle. At his rallies, you have to sign a pledge to support him before they’ll even let you in the door! Dear God, with that kind of insular life, no wonder he started stammering when someone within 50 feet of him called him on some of his bad decisions. He’s been saying for years now that if you don’t agree with him and buy into whatever the government says and does, you’re an anti-American terrorist-lover. What IS anti-American, sir, is telling people they can’t disagree with you. To punish people who speak out and say the President is wrong. THAT, my friends, is anti-American. It’s not all-or-nothing, black and white. You can support the troops but not support the war.

And yet, I’ve seen some people call it a draw. I am being totally honest here, and you’re going to have to trust me, that I think those people have spent too much time inhaling floor varnish. Have they really set the bar so low that as long as Bush doesn’t pass out drunk on the stage it’s a success? After last night, I won’t be surprised if the night before the next scheduled debate they raise the terror level up and say they have to cancel.

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21 Days

21 days of work left before vacation. I don’t even care that I’m not going to get paid for a week…I’m getting a vacation! It’s been over a year since I’ve taken off more than 2 days in a row! I can’t describe to you how badly I need this time away from work…

21 Days, 21 days….I’m giddy!

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New Interview Available For Your Viewing Pleasure

Hey, kids! The Daily Probe published another of my interviews. Chris has actually renamed the feature to “Still Life with Joan,” (Joan being the name I chose for the person who supposedly writes these things). That means I may remove the DP: references in the interviews themselves, because he’s going to change them to say “Joan:” and I don’t think that will work here. Anyway, it’s up and posted for you! Don’t you tell me that I don’t love you!

(Also, if any of you are switching over to the beta design for my.yahoo.com, you can add rss feeds to it, so that any time I update this site, the headline will appear in my.yahoo just like the headlines from AP, etc. Really, it’s cool, and I’ve already added a couple of my regular haunts to my own Yahoo. And someday maybe Natalie over at Pickle Juice will get off her butt and make an rss feed.)

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A Campus Queen Lunch Box

DP: It’s back to school time again, and the Daily Probe is delighted to be able to talk with a Campus Queen lunch box! I’m so excited, I’m practically hyperventilating!

CQL: Oh, my!

DP: You were my first and only metal lunch box as a child.

CQL: I’m so honored! Did I do a good job?

DP: Absolutely! I didn’t often bring lunch to school, but whenever I used a lunch box, you were it!

CQL: I’m just happy to have helped out.

DP: We played the game on the back all the time.

CQL: What was your favorite square?

DP: Can you turn a little so I can see your back? Okay, it was probably a tie between “Earn $10 babysitting. Go to movies” or the square where you get to go steady.

CQL: Always popular. That one sent you to the dress shop.

DP: So what have you been up to for the past 37 years?

CQL: I spend a lot of time over at eBay, modeling for auctions featuring myself. As you may know, really the highlight of my career was starring in Cyndi Lauper’s Time After Time video. Her boyfriend gives me to her, and I am one of the few possessions strapped to her back when she leaves.

DP: I called all my friends to tell them my lunch box was featured in the video!

CQL: Cyndi was great to work with. I never felt like I was “just a prop” to her. I really felt like she respected me and what I brought to the video. Most people completely dismiss lunch boxes.

DP: I guess I hadn’t given it much thought.

CQL: One of my pet causes is lunch box rights. We just want to get the word out that we deserve a little dignity. If you spill something in us, clean it up! And for goodness sake, stop using us to hit other kids on the bus.

DP: Something we should all think about. So where do you go from here?

CQL: Actually, I’m on my way to a luncheon organized by the Lone Ranger lunch box. He does this annually at the beginning of the school year.

DP: Catered?

CQL: No, silly, bring your own!

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