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THIEF! THIEF!

I went outside to water my plants (oooh, I typed “pants” but I didn’t go out to water my pants, they were fine dry, thankyouverymuch.) and when I did the geranium pot in the front of the house I noticed that SOMEONE HAD STOLEN MY LITTLE GARDEN FLAG! Oh man, I’m SO annoyed! I mean, how the hell can someone just stand by my mailbox and remove it? It took me a while to get it on, so it’s not something that would just fly off if it was windy. I hate that someone took something of mine. HELLO, it’s a faded piece of cloth with a picture of a birdhouse on it. What would someone want with it?

Now I guess I have to go shopping for a replacement this weekend. But will someone take THAT one too?

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Okay, So Far, One Red One

FOTD (Friend of the Dump) Dick B. is officially the first (and only) person to e-mail me a picture of a rose. Salut, Dick, for your good wishes. Eating lunch may have been a bad idea, but I don’t think the problem will last much past this evening. Stay tuned.

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Hump Day

My belly is ouchie today. I wonder what I ate that did it? Actually, it could just be stress, that happens every once in a while. It’s nothing that time and Maalox can’t cure, so no need to send flowers or gifts. Unless you really want to. I’m not too picky, any color roses will do.

I have to remember to pick up People Magazine today…don’t let me forget. Oh, alright, I’ll write myself a note.

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But…but….it’s got Julia’s Wedding Pictures!

I was walking by the convenience store they have in the building where I work (how cool is that?) and saw the new People Magazine on the rack. But wait, I didn’t get that one!! Ratzen fratzen People Magazine! So I called them from home (address label in hand) and apparently they cancelled it for me a couple weeks ago when they tried to automatically bill a credit card I don’t have any more. But did they call me? Did they write to me? NO. They just shut off my subscription and hoped I would notice.

Well I DID notice and I’m NOT HAPPY with them. Boogieheads.

And yes, I re-subbed, but now I have to buy this current issue at the store, and maybe even the next one!

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