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Vacation and the Swan Flu

I think I have swan flu. I’ve been reading about it in the paper, don’t you know. It sounds very bad but in reality, if you have swan flu you cough a lot and want to sleep in on Monday mornings. I have both of those symptoms. I’m very concerned that my swan flu will be catchy, so I am trying to avoid doing yard work, which I believe will make the swan flu worse.

You should thank me for being so concerned about spreading my germs.

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  1. Beth

     /  April 28, 2009

    oh no! I will be at Disney on Saturday… do you think it is likely I will catch Swan Flu, too?

  2. Stay away from Cinderella. She’s a carrier.