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No Soup for You

According to ABC News, Venezuela made the worlds’ largest pot of soup. That’s fantastic. I’m a little ashamed that I didn’t think of it first. 3960 gallons of soup, that was. They claimed it was enough to feed 60-70,000 people. That’s crap load of people. Let’s do the math, shall we?

For 60,000 people, 15 folks would share a gallon of soup, give or take. We should round up, because there are 16 cups in a gallon. So I went and poured a cup of water into a bowl. Alright, that’s not bad. But really, what if it’s my favorite soup? A cup isn’t bad, but do you think I’m going to the end of the line of 59,999 other people to try to get seconds? No way.

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  1. Anji

     /  September 18, 2007

    It would be cold by the time you got round for seconds.

  2. Anonymous

     /  September 18, 2007

    Wonder what the expiration date on the tank of soup is ? That is the biggest failure of socialism I have ever seen in having to resort to mass feeding to keep your people alive. Feel bad for the people. Jer

  3. Christine

     /  September 18, 2007

    My kind of place. I could eat soup every day.