The Big DumpTruck

Throwing Little Thought Pebbles at Your Windshield Since 1996

What Other Pot Can We Stir?

Welcome Heathen-Seeker! I really do appreciate all the traffic being funnelled my way by the website that sent you here. I don’t have any real plans to pimp my children out for the sake of a charity car wash, just in case that wasn’t clear. I don’t believe in car washes. On the other hand, I would allow any cute child of mine to open a charity lemonade stand on a busy street.

I kid!

No, I’m not about pimping my children. I’m not interested in short term rentals. The real money is in selling your children outright.

I kid again!

Here are important things that I would like to share with the hoard of Catholics (or is that a “pew of Catholics?”) wandering through the front door:

  • Dubble Bubble white gumballs are pineapple flavored.
  • Disney’s Meteos game boy game is very very hard so why make a Disney flavor that implies it’s for kids? The Winnie the Pooh level is a killer!
  • Mr. Dump made American Chop Suey for dinner. He’s my hero.
  • I wouldn’t be sad if Barry Bonds retired before breaking the record.
  • I’m confused. El Presidente said we were fighting this war to make America safer. So then why have the Al Qaeda reformed and possibly moved terror cells back into the US, putting us in the same danger we were pre-9/11 if…and I hesitate to even suggest it…the war in Iraq has nothing to do with Al Qaeda because the Iraqis didn’t have anything to do with 9/11?
  • CNN – you stink. What the hell is up with the new redesign? There is less branding (and useful information) on there now than there is on my website! And if you don’t cut the crap with the video-only stuff I’m going to scream. Don’t you even care about the millions of people who want to check the news at work and have video streaming blocked? I’m done with you. I’m going to have to go somewhere else to get my news and that’s a sad, sad thing.
  • The Vicar of Dibley – how come nobody told me about this show? I adore Dawn French!
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  1. Chris

     /  July 16, 2007

    1) Where did you get linked from?
    2) I’m tagging you with the dreaded Eight Things meme. TAG.

  2. Jody

     /  July 17, 2007

    Well, I’ll provide the link, but promise you’ll be nice. I take great pride in the level of “niceness” on this site and anyone clicking this link to go over there is an embassador. (Not directed at you specifically, Mr. C.)

    http://www.bettnet.com/blog/index.php/weblog/comments/using_sex_to_sell_the_charity_car_wash/

  3. Christine

     /  July 17, 2007

    Ah, the fun of blogging. No one can see your tongue implanted firmly in cheek.

  4. Anonymous

     /  July 17, 2007

    My kids were almost swiped from me down at Greendale many years ago. In a toy store, couple of people were making a scene at the register, then others were over by some toys that the kids could play with looking for parents who would turn away to look at the register.
    Being raised in nyc, I knew something was going on. I grabbed the kids and got out of there and they followed us around the mall. They all had southern accents too. I would never want anyone else to go through this.
    In my travels overseas I have met Chinese big wigs with western looking wifes who speak fluent Mandarin and don’t speak a lick of English. I did meet a reporter on a flight one time that was looking into the trafficking of kids. So the kid jokes didn’t go over to well here.

    wow – what make you come up with that list ? You keep a running list during the day of nits ?

    NECN is the same with all video’s that I find annoying. Try http://www.telegram.com for local (no more subscription needed) and news.yahoo.com. CUL

  5. Christine

     /  July 17, 2007

    The Catholics have found me too, Jody (not that I’m not one myself): http://cmoonchild.blogspot.com/2007/07/good-ol-fashioned-guilt.html