You know, I started to write a post that was me pretending to have a secret insider view of what was going on in Paris Hilton’s jail cell, but you know what? That’s a lot of work that I’m just not prepared to do. Plus, every bozo on the planet is writing the same thing today, so I will be different and NOT write about what is happening with Paris today. You don’t mind, do you? I didn’t think you would. You’re all very nice like that.
Phantom the Wonder Dog had his annual physical today and we were told to give him green beans and carrot sticks as snacks because he’s a bit overweight. Sounds like what my doctor says to me, except I don’t eat a lot of milkbones and Beggin’ Strips.