6 thoughts on “Worst News Story of the Year

  1. Ew! Guess this means I better stop drinking soda with my Pop Rocks.

    And I guess I better not point you to this or this. And especially not this.

  2. Seriously, do you have those links bookmarked, you freak? I thought you were my friend!

  3. Freak? Me? Just because I used some leftover lunch time to Google

    cockroach ear extraction

    doesn’t mean I’m a freak! No, that would mean doing stuff like reading Mosby’s Medical Encyclopedia at bedtime, which I haven’t done in at least 15 years …

  4. One nice evening camping in NH, it was hot so I left the screen open on my tent. big mistake. Some small bug decide to take up residence in one of my ears. It did a tap dance in my ear that was one of the most painful thing I have ever been through..I raced to the local hospital with cops in tow, rushed up to the ER and they put mineral oil in my ear that killed it. Nurse told the cops I was really in pain and not freaking out on drugs or something. The doc had trouble removing it but the nurse saw the thing dead, legs up in the air and was able to get it eventually. It took 4-5 years before I got rid of the occasional ringing in that ear.. You never, ever want to get something like that happening to you. Never been camping again!
    Guess I should put some of my camping stuff on Leominster free- cycle.

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