The Big DumpTruck

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Everybody Needs to Stay Home

I am going out Christmas shopping tomorrow, so I am going to need all of you to stay home so that I am not inconvenienced by traffic or lines at the registers. I think you all understand how important this is for me, and will be happy to comply. I suggest grabbing a box of Swiss Miss (with mini marshmallows, of course) and hunkering down with a few copies of A Christmas Carol. If you don’t have the Muppet version (HEATHEN!) there is time today to run out and have a copy ready for tomorrow.

So remember, stay off the roads and out of the malls. I appreciate it.


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  1. Christine

     /  December 8, 2006

    It be cold out there. That cocoa sounds good. I’m in my office drinking some right now.

  2. Anonymous

     /  December 9, 2006

    We’re going to be there at opening time. I see you as a mid morning shopper, followed by lunch.

  3. Jerry

     /  December 9, 2006

    I’m all done! Beat you guys to it..
    Crowds after black friday have not been
    that bad, in fact low enough that I can
    do my laps in the mall… Enjoy spending
    the green stuff..

  4. Chris

     /  December 9, 2006

    Try as I might, I was unable to keep my wife and kids out of your way. Burlington Mall, Target in Woburn. Plan accordingly.

  5. Anonymous

     /  December 9, 2006

    I’d rather have a root canal than get out in the crush of Christmas shoppers. Bah Humbug! (Did I say that out loud?)

    Have fun! Happy Shopping!

  6. jason

     /  December 10, 2006

    My pleasure. Done, and done.