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Worst Bumper Sticker of the Day

Driving down route 495 this morning, I saw the following bumper sticker.

“Never, never, never, never shake a baby.”

Sweet Jesus, where have I been? I treat babies like martinis! I really do wish I had seen this bumper sticker years ago. I feel like such a jerk now. Thank you, lady in the ratty old car, for being brave enough to take a firm stand on such a controversial topic. I hope the baby-shakers don’t key your car.


5 thoughts on “Worst Bumper Sticker of the Day

  1. Never, Never, Never, Never take a big bite out of a slice of pizza just out of the oven.

    PS: Heard the first Christmas Carol on the radio this morning. Kelly Clarkson, “My Grown Up Christmas Wishes” or some crap like that.

  2. I’m convinced. Finally. The fourth “never” really hooked me on this concept. Also, I will never, never, never, never even try to give a baby a milk shake.

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