Just when I was getting into the swing of the weekend, we get Monday dumped on us. Rather unceremoniously, I might add.
I want a do-over. It’s not that I wasted the weekend, but I want an extra scoop or two. If the weekend was ice cream, it is like I was handed a kiddie cone and then after only a couple of licks the whole thing fell into the dirt before I could even enjoy it.
And it was *good* ice cream too – something with an animal in the name. Moose tracks, or purple cow or aardvaark ears or something like that. Saturday is no Plain Jane scoop of vanilla frozen yoghurt.
I demand a replacement cone with two scoops and sprinkles, dammit.