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Ode to the Juice Guys

Dear Juice Guys
You are great
You make juice
That something-something, uh, ate

I like Orange Mango best
I’d even drink it in a suit
but dudes, I just now noticed
orange mango contains passionfruit.

(Now I know you’re looking forward to the bigbadwords site. Patience my friends. Or patients, as I almost just spelled it.)