The Big DumpTruck

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“I Heart My Wife”

Okay, so I saw this bumper sticker on a truck this morning. I can’t fathom a guy voluntarily putting it on. Maybe the wife snuck out in the middle of the night and did it when he was sleeping. Or else it’s his punishment for some really horrible thing he did.

I don’t think I’d make Mr. Dump put one of those on his car. Not that he would. Maybe I should ask him.

[As a side note, it might have been a woman driving the truck. Which made me jump to the conclusion that it was a lesbian couple (and that would make perfect sense because it would be a political statement AND the type of thing a woman would be more likely to be willing to put on a car.) Of course, it could have been the guy’s wife borrowing his truck. So many questions.]

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  1. Robin

     /  June 20, 2006

    Yes! Put one on Mr. Dump’s car…Every guy loves a Heart on!