Is there anything better than a Sox blowout of the Evil Empire? No there is not. Well, maybe a blowout with A-Rod making a couple of errors.
Mr. Dump claims the only words better than “error by third baseman Alex Rodrigez” would be “Posada is hit by a pitch.”
(He doesn’t like Posada. He’d probably throw at his head on purpose if he was a pitcher.)
That’s not a nice note to go out on, so instead, let’s all compliment Mike Lowell for becoming a freaky deaky double hitter extraordinaire. Duuuuude!