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Smells Like Dead Feet

We bought the Phantomnator a bone. Cause he’s a dog and we’ve been watching cartoons our whole life. Dogs like bones. They bury them, and they dig them up. They eat them like they are potato chips. Cartoons were so great at explaining how the world works!

So we bought him this bone at Target today, to make up for the fact that we left him in the crate for a large part of yesterday. We were out and about for a chunk of the middle of the day and he’s still too destructive to leave alone in the house without crating.

Anyhoo, the bone is gross and stinky. Very stinky. It smells sort of like feet. Mr. Dump said “Dead feet” and I think he’s right. So I have to figure out how to get the bone away from the dog and into the trash. I fear it smells so bad that little Mr. Nose is going to know exactly what I’m up to.

Ick ick ick. If we get him another one of those, he’s going to have to eat it outside.


3 thoughts on “Smells Like Dead Feet

  1. What is it with dogs and stinky things? We brought my bro’s golden a stinky bone, and she was on it like white on rice. It smelled like feet as well. And my cousin told me her dog used to go after her socks after she took them off. Ga-ross!

    He’s getting so big! And so cute!

  2. OMG, the little furball is just too cute!!! Yea, I agree about those bones. Bailey always want to take home one that is at least 3 times as big as she is – but so far I’ve avoided it. But one of these days she’ll win, but she’ll have to enjoy it out in the backyard!!

  3. Thanks, we like him! When we first got the little stinker we took him to my sister’s house to introduce everyone, and he died and went to heaven with my brother-in-laws stinky old Tevas. Which were on his feet at the time. (But it’s cute when they’re only 2 months old).

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